A record that exists once.
The Single and The LP are editions of exactly one, numbered 1/1 in pencil on the inner sleeve. The Box tops out at 50. Nobody else owns your record.
0 identical copies pressed, ever
One secondhand press, two hoppers, and a record nobody else owns. Send the songs, pick a pair, and in about six weeks a heavy, numbered record arrives flat at your door.
A pressing plant is built for runs: one lacquer, one colour, a pallet of identical copies. Good for a label, useless for the record you actually want, which is the playlist on your phone. So we bought one press, limited ourselves to two colours, and decided every record leaving the building would be the only one of its kind.
The limits are the style. Two colours swirl better than sixteen million, one machine keeps us honest, and about six weeks is what it takes to do it properly.
Meet the three of us and Bertha
The Single and The LP are editions of exactly one, numbered 1/1 in pencil on the inner sleeve. The Box tops out at 50. Nobody else owns your record.
0 identical copies pressed, ever
Eight inks, 21 named pairs, and the option to hand the choice to Priya. Two pucks of hot PVC meet in one squeeze and the swirl is different every time.
21 pairs in the library
Browse the pairsTheo tames the low end and the sibilance, then cuts a lacquer in real time. You approve a reference before anything is plated, so the groove is yours before the wax is.
A reference to approve, every time
Read the processMastering, the lacquer cut, a test pressing, a printed sleeve and tracked UK shipping are in the number on the pricing page. No asterisk, no menu of upgrades you did not ask for.
From £38, everything included
See the pricesA swirl that surprised you is the point. A warp, an off-centre hole, a skip or a non-fill is a defect, and we press it again at our cost, no argument. The rejects live in a crate by the door.
Defects repressed free, since 2024
June runs the press, Theo cuts the lacquers, Priya picks the colours. The person who replies to your message is the person who will hold your record. Two working days, tops.
Every message read by one of three humans
Say helloPaste a link or a tracklist. We check run times against the format and come back within two working days with a side split.
Theo masters for vinyl (less low end, tamed sibilance), then cuts a lacquer at 33⅓ or 45 rpm. You approve a reference before anything is plated.
Two pucks of PVC at 160 °C, one from each hopper, meet between stampers for 28 seconds. The swirl is different every time.
Cooled overnight, trimmed, sleeved by hand, packed in a stiffened mailer. Tracked shipping in the UK and EU; further on request.
Every record is two colours of virgin PVC, one from each hopper. We have named 21 pairs, argued about most of them, and kept six in the house rotation. Pick one, or tell us the mood and let Priya choose.
Paste a playlist, pick a pair, and about six weeks later a record that exists nowhere else arrives flat at your door.